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My Perfect Kingdom
Posted by max_lord_farquaad on 9/11/2022 @ 05:17 PM PDT
Run, run, run as fast as you can... You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

14 comments

You're a monster! o:<
gingerbread_man on 9/11/2022 @ 05:17 PM PDT
I'm not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?
max_lord_farquaad on 9/11/2022 @ 05:27 PM PDT
EAT ME! D8<
gingerbread_man on 9/11/2022 @ 05:27 PM PDT
I've tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I'll...
max_lord_farquaad on 9/11/2022 @ 08:05 PM PDT
NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! D8
gingerbread_man on 9/11/2022 @ 08:06 PM PDT
All right, then! Who's hiding them?
max_lord_farquaad on 9/11/2022 @ 08:07 PM PDT
Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?
gingerbread_man on 9/11/2022 @ 08:08 PM PDT
The Muffin Man?
max_lord_farquaad on 9/11/2022 @ 08:08 PM PDT
The Muffin Man.
gingerbread_man on 9/11/2022 @ 08:10 PM PDT
Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives on Drury Lane?
max_lord_farquaad on 9/11/2022 @ 08:10 PM PDT
Well, she's married to the Muffin Man...
gingerbread_man on 9/11/2022 @ 08:11 PM PDT
The Muffin Man?
max_lord_farquaad on 9/11/2022 @ 08:11 PM PDT
THE MUFFIN MAN!! D8
gingerbread_man on 9/11/2022 @ 08:12 PM PDT
She's married to the Muffin Man...
max_lord_farquaad on 9/11/2022 @ 08:13 PM PDT